Suit up in snark-mode with the “Keep Calm and Schabusiness On” hoodie — where true crime meets full-tilt punk rebellion. Featuring Taylor Schabusiness in all her chaotic courtroom glory, the design smashes together distressed textures, rough vintage wear, and a red-and-black palette worthy of a grimy basement concert flyer.
Wrapped in buttery-soft fleece with a warm hood and pouch pocket, this hoodie is built for stream nights, verdict watches, and anyone who refuses to take their true crime too seriously.
• 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood • Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
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